Right, we know. Urban Dictionary has it right, and we all know that the UD doesn’t lie. We’ve tried to be open minded but so far the bad outweighs the good. Best to just move and let the material masses flounder in peace. If only it were that easy!
By our calculations, Dallas has us in its shiny, expensive, Botox-injected grip for approximately 124 more weeks. Not that we’re counting. In the meantime, your fair-minded writers are willing to give Dallas a last ditch shot at redemption. Here’s the game: we’ve given Dallas a point value of -124. Every week or so, we’ll try out something new and report back. If Dallas sucks even a smidge less as a result of our outing, we’ll give the Big D some points back. But if it sucks or the city does something particularly heinous, Dallas will sink further into negative territory. Can Dallas break even before we escape?
Doubtful. But we’re giving it a go. Stay tuned.
Gem & Aimless
LOVE THIS.
ReplyDeleteyour take on dallas saddens me. i will show you the real dallas. monday, it begins. and for the real UD dallas definition, see below.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dallas