Dallas' Current Score

-173

Here's the game:

We’ve given Dallas a starting point value of -124. Every week or so, we’ll try out something new and report back. If Dallas sucks even a smidge less as a result of our outing, we’ll give the Big D some points back. But if it sucks or the city does something particularly heinous, Dallas will sink further into negative territory. Can Dallas break even before we escape?

Friday, January 15, 2010

YOU ARE KILLING US, GRANADA.

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Looks like fun, right? WRONG.

If there’s one place your fearless writers feel at home, it’s at the Granada. It’s in our neighborhood, it plays our music, it serves our beer. But when it comes to showing the Cowboys in their first playoff game, it really sucks. Doors were supposed to be at 6, but actually opened at about 6:50, with a 7:05 kickoff. You want to make Cowboys fans prickly? Make them think they are going to miss kickoff. Oh, and don’t serve food but have lots of signs up for the Cowboys food specials. And only have one bar open.

From there, it devolved into a maddening game of musical chairs that ended with us on Aimless’ couch, watching the game on her big screen with a fridge full of cheap beer and pizza. It was a wise choice.

It hurts, it feels so wrong, please don’t make us do it:

Cowboys game at Granada, you just cost Dallas some points. 34 to be exact, one for each point we had to watch the 'Boys score at home.

Current score:-158. Complete bummer.

1 comment:

  1. My opinion as a third-party out of towner: Two hot Dallas women who love to watch football, drink cheep beer, eat pizza, and rant like Jim Rome really makes me think that Dallas might deserve a few points.

    10 Johnny points to Dallas for harboring such wholesome fugitives.

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