Dallas' Current Score

-173

Here's the game:

We’ve given Dallas a starting point value of -124. Every week or so, we’ll try out something new and report back. If Dallas sucks even a smidge less as a result of our outing, we’ll give the Big D some points back. But if it sucks or the city does something particularly heinous, Dallas will sink further into negative territory. Can Dallas break even before we escape?

Saturday, January 30, 2010

SIGH.

Well, this sucks. Dallas is a city where you are expected to wear your $90,000 wedding ring to buy groceries, is it any wonder these things happen? Speedy recovery, ma'am.

-∞, Dallas. I'm in a mood.

1 comment:

  1. man, $90,000 for a ring? i want to meet a guy that can give me that. i don't want him to give me that. i just want him to have the ability to give me that without batting an eye. sucks to be that lady, though.

    also, can y'all please write another entry? i like this.

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